Why are we not loling at this right now?

Svedka is still hanging on to this bot campaign? Is this still Amalgamated, because I’m pretty sure they can do better.

Apparently “spending lockdown” to me means buying another TLR. Can’t wait to shoot with it.

Don’t negotiate with terrorists; patent trolls have done more damage to the United States economy than any domestic or foreign terrorist organization in history, every year.

(Drew Curtis)

The Courtney Love French Manicure.

Aka too lazy to fix chipped nails.

Cooler than ever!

I just saw a man pay for a tamale that came out of a garbage bag in a cooler.

Can we all just lol about this for a moment?

1. This is current Oprah photoshopped hugging past Oprah.

2. How to get better with age? Be a fucking billionaire.

I promise you, a dorito taco will not help you “live mas”

The truth about Easter eggs

(Source: sharpedlamb, via giantsquidofconfidence)

It’s going to take more than optical flare to make internet exploder look cutting edge.

The world is shocked, the ladies swoon.

anarchymydear:

Suspicious Quotation Marks

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bmarty:

http://imgfave.com/view/1454546

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ivegotagunonmyback:

True.

(Source: wealllookelsewhere)